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Song Parodies -> "I Drank A Bunch of Ipecac (And I Think I'm Gonna Die)"
Original Song Title:
"Chevy Van"
Original Performer:
Sammy Johns
Parody Song Title:
"I Drank A Bunch of Ipecac (And I Think I'm Gonna Die)"
Parody Written by:
Andria
The Lyrics
My second ipecac parody in as many days, and yes, I have a mild obsession with vomiting. Note: for pacing purposes, "intestine" is pronounced "inn-TEST-un".
I went on down
Walked into the Walgreens
Went down by the pharmacy
Bought some ipecac
So I could drink it all and puke
Just like a dumb*ss, I was standin' there
Drinkin' ipecac without a care
Then I fell down beside the john
I drank a bunch of ipecac, and I think I'm gonna die
My stomach
Got gurgly and queasy
By the john, I'd kneel down
I would spew
Over a gallon
From my stomach and small intestine
I collapsed and was just layin' there
In a gigantic puddle of puke
Paramedic up and took me by the hand
I drank a bunch of ipecac, and I nearly died
Then I woke up
In Intensive Care
With an IV in my arm
I had fluid depletion
I came close to dyin'
And I swear to God I'd never
Drink ipecac again
'Cause like a dumb*ss I was drinkin'
Ten bottles of ipecac
I fell down, and I puked a lot
And they put me in a Chevy van
That was an ambulance
Walked into the Walgreens
Went down by the pharmacy
Bought some ipecac
So I could drink it all and puke
Just like a dumb*ss, I was standin' there
Drinkin' ipecac without a care
Then I fell down beside the john
I drank a bunch of ipecac, and I think I'm gonna die
My stomach
Got gurgly and queasy
By the john, I'd kneel down
I would spew
Over a gallon
From my stomach and small intestine
I collapsed and was just layin' there
In a gigantic puddle of puke
Paramedic up and took me by the hand
I drank a bunch of ipecac, and I nearly died
Then I woke up
In Intensive Care
With an IV in my arm
I had fluid depletion
I came close to dyin'
And I swear to God I'd never
Drink ipecac again
'Cause like a dumb*ss I was drinkin'
Ten bottles of ipecac
I fell down, and I puked a lot
And they put me in a Chevy van
That was an ambulance
Just so everyone knows, this will be my last gross-out parody for a while.
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DKTOS, but the concept was pretty funny. If you like writing about vomiting, I suppose you could do something about 2 girls one cup... lol j/k
Thanks, MrMacphisto. What in the world do you mean by "2 girls 1 cup"?
Um... well, if you haven't seen it already, you probably don't want to. It's the sort of thing that will make you vomit without epicac. You can google it, but don't say I didn't warn you...
I saw the video, and I didn't barf. However, it's not something that a good AmIRight parody could be based on. More like something from Whatfreaks, although I don't submit thanks to Dr Music posting there after his ban from this site.
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