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Song Parodies -> "Letters From The Prison Ward/ Drive Away Chante'"
Original Song Title:
"Letters From The 9th Ward/ Walk Away Rene"
Original Performer:
Rickie Lee Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Letters From The Prison Ward/ Drive Away Chante'"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
to Chante Mallard,convicted of Murder,killing a homeless man by letting him bleed to death sticking out of her windshield yesterday..hits him, drove him to her garage, bleeding, went inside and had sex with her boyfriend while he bled to death in her garage nice work girl ...you go
I didn't see the sign that said "one way"
drunk beyond belief that day
don't drive away Chante, you won't see me hanging out your car
leave me on the sidewalk not your home to die today
or you're to blame
from deep inside the croc tears I'm forced to cry
he came inside my car some ugly bleeding guy
don't drive away Chante, you won't see me hanging out your car
leave me on the sidewalk not your home to die today
or you're to blame
don't drive away Chante, you won't see me hanging out your car
leave me on the sidewalk not your home to die today
or you're to blame
you had me hanging there blood was freely running
you had some sex with him, and checked me after coming..
don't drive away Chante, you won't see me hanging out your car
leave me on the sidewalk not your home to die today
or you're to blame
drunk beyond belief that day
don't drive away Chante, you won't see me hanging out your car
leave me on the sidewalk not your home to die today
or you're to blame
from deep inside the croc tears I'm forced to cry
he came inside my car some ugly bleeding guy
don't drive away Chante, you won't see me hanging out your car
leave me on the sidewalk not your home to die today
or you're to blame
don't drive away Chante, you won't see me hanging out your car
leave me on the sidewalk not your home to die today
or you're to blame
you had me hanging there blood was freely running
you had some sex with him, and checked me after coming..
don't drive away Chante, you won't see me hanging out your car
leave me on the sidewalk not your home to die today
or you're to blame
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