Song Parodies -> "For The Bad Times"

Original Song Title:

"For The Good Times"

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Original Performer:

"For The Bad Times"

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The Lyrics

I was inspired after reading AFW's fine parodies of this song.....and by an assault on my nose

What smells so bad ?
"Guys" body odor
*Old Spice* rolled on
Armpits revealed
That it's NOT working

Your breath's no rose
No nose can hide
From its displeasure
Foul indeed is Halitosis
Germs are smirking

Stay in bed
Unlucky fellow
Cleanse your scorned
Unpleasant body
Close the blinds

Shear the whiskers
Drop the dreadlocks
Drop 'em off in porcelain bowl
Which I believe will plug up
One more time......
For the twelfth time

Time won't prolong
Or hurry brother
Don't blame the mirror
Men your age find
Hairline recedes thee

You're apt to curse
Like no tomorrow
But however....How long
Is your bucket man-list ?
Time is fleeting

Grateful Dead
Brain cells have mellowed
New ones born
But hardly party
After nine

No more liquor
You're drinking Maalox
Dozing off, rocker by window
You want to sleep, not stay up
Past prime time.......
You're past your prime

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AFW - June 10, 2013 - Report this comment

Has my ex been spreadin' rumors again? :)...quite descriptive...almost TMI...but you've certainly hit the "Male" right on the head..not you and I, of course, but some others

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