We ain’t really too smart
As we are about to show
We got the place dosed
With gas, and so
The matches we strike ’em
But this ain’t what we desire
We scream “Oh sh*t, ow!
Fire”!

Late at night
To the place we roam
Not long we plan to stay
Just touch it off and then go home
But we make a miscue
Wish we could roll in the mire
We scream “D'oh! We're on
Fire!”

As we told you, we are not very smart
The gas dripped just before the flames got a start
We must admit, we are dimwitted fools
As our sizzling skin burns…no extinguish tools!!

Well, it’s toasted we’re gonna get
Arson’s what we sired
Only thing that’s wet
Gas on us, flames lick higher
We got burned pits
Look like flaming tires
Yeah, we blew it. “OW”!!!!
Fire

Hot, this lively fire
Burns us up, hot fire
We fry like barbecued cow
Fire!!
Torchin’ us is fire
Torchin’ us, burnin’ us is fire
Baking drones
Fire!!!
Sizzling with fire