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Song Parodies -> "A Wonderful Mistress Time"
Original Song Title:
"A Wonderful Christmas Time"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul Mc Cartney & Wings
Parody Song Title:
"A Wonderful Mistress Time"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
the dress is tight,
she's drinking up
we'll play tonight
and that's enough
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
the wife is gone
the girl is here
at night she comes
to give me cheer
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
required is thought that it's not wrong
not wrong not wrong
not wrong things..ohhhh
oooohhhhh
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
my friend is out,
she doffs the gown
we lift a glass
as I look down..
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
required is thought that it's not wrong
not wrong not wrong
not wrong things..ohhhh
oooohhhhh
the dress is tight,
she's drinking up
we'll play tonight
and that's enough
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
she's drinking up
we'll play tonight
and that's enough
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
the wife is gone
the girl is here
at night she comes
to give me cheer
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
required is thought that it's not wrong
not wrong not wrong
not wrong things..ohhhh
oooohhhhh
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
my friend is out,
she doffs the gown
we lift a glass
as I look down..
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
required is thought that it's not wrong
not wrong not wrong
not wrong things..ohhhh
oooohhhhh
the dress is tight,
she's drinking up
we'll play tonight
and that's enough
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time
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I'll skip the obvious Mark Sanford joke to make this observation: How come John Lennon, who suggested he was an atheist, wrote such a great Christmas song, while Paul McCartney, one of the world's great sentimentalists, wrote such a lame one?
love this ' come-On ', Lord Pacholek . . . the pants are tight , the Chaps are On, the Champagne's poured . . . . Lights out !
^ . . . ooops . . . Wrong Knight oParody, Lord hiGUNS ! ! sorry, Sir !
so this is Christmas.. and we have odumb.. our savings are over.. commie rules have begun.. and when we elect odumba.. there is no happy new year he'll say it's a good one..
start drinking your beer ...
yep, odumba and John lennon. they'd be mates..
radical lefty thinking arses.
Nice tie in Michael. I always like Paul better anyway
~Sir George~ was my fav Beatle, Lord HiGUNs .
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