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Song Parodies -> "Lady I Declare"
Original Song Title:
"Maybe I'm Amazed"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul McCartney
Parody Song Title:
"Lady I Declare"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Lady, I declare that your pastries fill me somethin fine
Lady, your eclares are tasty, creamy too
Lady, I declare that your pasties truly look devine
I love your panty line
Lady I declare that you make my sweet dreams come true
Lady I'm part Dutch, and lady I'm a Danish mut
Who has a weakness for donuts
And eats jelly filled a bit too much
Lady I'm an oaf and lady you're the raisin rum loaf
That will always fill me
Lady, wear your sexy under clothes
Lady I'm a man and Lady I'm a giant man
Who won't belittle his woman
Though she seems so tiny in his hands
Lady I work hard and Lady you're my tiny sweet heart
Who always fills me
Lady wont you be my apple tart
Lady, I declare that your pound cake's moister from behind
Lady, what we share has been baked through and through
Lady, I declare that your haunches let me rest my paunch
When my rockets launch
Lady I declare that you make my sweet dreams come true
Lady, your eclares are tasty, creamy too
Lady, I declare that your pasties truly look devine
I love your panty line
Lady I declare that you make my sweet dreams come true
Lady I'm part Dutch, and lady I'm a Danish mut
Who has a weakness for donuts
And eats jelly filled a bit too much
Lady I'm an oaf and lady you're the raisin rum loaf
That will always fill me
Lady, wear your sexy under clothes
Lady I'm a man and Lady I'm a giant man
Who won't belittle his woman
Though she seems so tiny in his hands
Lady I work hard and Lady you're my tiny sweet heart
Who always fills me
Lady wont you be my apple tart
Lady, I declare that your pound cake's moister from behind
Lady, what we share has been baked through and through
Lady, I declare that your haunches let me rest my paunch
When my rockets launch
Lady I declare that you make my sweet dreams come true
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I can definitely get behind that final stanza!!
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