-> "Spiritus of Rye"
Original Song Title:
"Spirit in the Sky"
Parody Song Title:
"Spiritus of Rye"
The Lyrics
When I'm dry and I want to ingest
Something that drives away the dark pests
That assail spirits not high--
Bottoms up for the spiritus of rye.
Bottoms up for the spiritus of rye,
That's what I'm gonna toast and then ply
My piehole, then I won't fell repressed--
Down my throat goes the taste I ingest.
Prepare that belt that I will degust--
Gotta have a bender because
My spirits are not too high,
So I'll upend that tantalizing tumbler of rye.
It's goin' down my throat when I'm dry.
When I'm high, sometimes I am a pest;
It's then I go the place of arrest.
Never been a ginner; I never ginned;
I ain't no friend of beer busts.
When I want to got get high,
Bartender, set me up with the spiritus of rye.
It's goin' down my throat; then I cry
And I sigh because now is depressed
My central nervous system; so I rest. . .
Morning comes: tastes I ingest.
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