Motrin -take it for pain
Bod's not getting newer
Advil –soothing the strain
Though it's not a cue-wer

Motrin, popping those pills
Twenty four, every day or more
Livin' large when I was real young
It's catchin' up to me

Back aches, arches break
Got that gout, I can't eat steaks
Now there's noise my ankles make
Pushin' sixty-three

Motrin, gulpin' more for the pain
Take more than a few
I need stronger prescriptions
To get me through
Ow, I threw out my back
And now I'm really screwed

Exercise, look at my thighs
Ran around, I fell right down
Doesn't do that much for me
Sometimes it's hard to move

Manly in my past
But the youth just goes by fast
Half the time spent in a cast
Nothing left to prove

Motrin, gulpin' more for the pain
Take more than a few
I need stronger prescriptions
To get me through
Ow, I threw out my neck
And now I'm really screwed

Motrin -take it for pain
Years are getting fewer
Advil –not this again
Dump me in the sew-er