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Song Parodies -> "Confections of My Wife"
Original Song Title:
"Reflections of My Life"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Marmalade
Parody Song Title:
"Confections of My Wife"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
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The changing of dough-light to char-blight
Confections of my wife, oh, how she kills those pies
Her cookies are sol’ble - they bubble
Confections of my wife: oh, such a swill she mines
All her stove errs, sad turnovers
Takes the cake do her blown scones
Donuts slimy (ruined by frying), zeal for dying pieing
Tastes so bland; food bemoan prone
Deranging, her ranging blanc-manging;
Short-changing crusty things; ah, cussed the things she’s browned me
She’s turned out a bad quiche, she’s unleashed
Incredible grease - I’m miffed; oh, and I don’t wanna dine
Food she’s nuking causes puking
Cakely lack, makes me groan so
All her pastries (quite a waste, they) just ain’t tasty, tasty
Flakey snacks; styrofoam honed (oh I'm gonna forgo)
For her cuisines (obscene pralines) need vaccine scene
Take the rap (ginger’s snapped!) for this dough faux
(fade)
Confections of my wife, oh, how she kills those pies
Her cookies are sol’ble - they bubble
Confections of my wife: oh, such a swill she mines
All her stove errs, sad turnovers
Takes the cake do her blown scones
Donuts slimy (ruined by frying), zeal for dying pieing
Tastes so bland; food bemoan prone
Deranging, her ranging blanc-manging;
Short-changing crusty things; ah, cussed the things she’s browned me
She’s turned out a bad quiche, she’s unleashed
Incredible grease - I’m miffed; oh, and I don’t wanna dine
Food she’s nuking causes puking
Cakely lack, makes me groan so
All her pastries (quite a waste, they) just ain’t tasty, tasty
Flakey snacks; styrofoam honed (oh I'm gonna forgo)
For her cuisines (obscene pralines) need vaccine scene
Take the rap (ginger’s snapped!) for this dough faux
(fade)
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5s. BTW, did you know that Nat King Cole once sang of similar woes? The lines I specifically remember from his song went as something like this: "And so her / crusts, I trust, you thrust, then call a plumber /
who says 'Commode is no sweat, so I’ll clear.'" :-)
wonderfully poetic...love the OS
A five-course rhyming delight.
"All her stove errs, sad turnovers/
Takes the cake do her blown scones"...that's some crazy rhyming! Loved this, hobbits. 555
Very creative take on a cooking parody
Can she boil water? lol Good job. 555
I found this to be perfectly palatable ! Hungry now... :P
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