Song Parodies -> "Evil Doc"

Original Song Title:

"Black Dog"

Original Performer:

"Evil Doc"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

May not be my best work but I tried, for Ages of AmIRight 7

Hey, hey , nurse, hand over that there tube
Causethis patient’s blood is lookin’ crude

These insides , oh yeah they really stink
Gonna take em out with tweezer things

Hey,hey baby, point your glove that way
See the bloody drips scare you away

OW YEAH!
YOWZA!
Ow!
Ow!
Ah!
Ah!
Ow yeah!
Ow yeah!
Ow Ow!

Table’s rolled , down this hall
Do I have to operate on this guy’s balls?
Look your face is turning red
Unlike you, this I don’t dread
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

Hey, come on, gimme gauze now
Just hand me that scalpel now
(repeat)

That thing was long, that I scooped out
Intestines don’t gross me out
See this IV? Connect it
Im the master of evil surgeons!
It’s just like what I’ve been told
That Sweeney Todd still has me owned.

Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow

I could do these things all day
Aint like House, ER or Grey’s Anatomy
These patients may hold their hand
But not me, cause they can’t stand

2007 Jack "Local Celebrity "Wilson

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Matthias - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Scrub-tastic! I looks like you can do all on your own, you a Super-Jack

Agrimorfee - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages) Nutty work...it's like the world's biggest Zeppelin fan decided to enter the medical profession. Well, Scrubs has a character called Snoop Dog Intern...maybe they can add Led Zep Surgeon! haha 555

maddywoo - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment

this song is so flippin awesome but its so perfect parody and you did a awesome job man =)

Below Average Dave - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages) Alright, Alright, have to give you a plus for being able to pace a Led Zepplin song. . .it was a decent parody.

tomario - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment

nice pacing 555. i'm writing this while the wife is watching Saw 3. it adds a whole new dimention.

Cat - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages) Good pacing, and some funny lines, but a bit incoherent. (I can't really see how this guy is evil!) Jack, I can't help but wonder...if you're always sorry about your quality, then why don't you start writing sooner and go through a couple edits before submitting? Just a thought.

Michael McVey - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment

I have one word for you: proctoscope.

Wolverine - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages) This doc must be the one Michael McVey's Insurance Thieves send their clients to. I think I'll need a medic after this doc is done with me!

bobpiecheese - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment

(AGES) Da da da da da DAH da DAH dadlada da DA da da da da da da da...soz I like that song :P. Love it!

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