So this is christmas,
and what have you bought
I hope you're stuff's better,
than what the neighbors have got
The Lexus december,
to remember event
I think i'll go hide out,
in a cave or a tent

A verry merry christmas,
if you have the cash
Or at least your Visa,
to spend on your bash

So this is christmas, (sales are over)
it's time to buy gifts (you'll pay full price)
They better be good ones (sales are over)
Or you are a ditz (you'll pay full price)

So this is christmas, (Hannukah too)
Religion is gone (Ramadan too)
But Burdines is open (So is Dillards)
Walmart's lines are long (Don't get trampled)

A very merry christmas, (deals are over)
and a new camera phone, (mega pixels)
Get your girl a barbie (with all extras)
Get your boy a drone (batteries extra)

Sales are over, you'll pay full price....
Sales are over, you'll pay full price....