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Song Parodies -> "Hubby's Old, Zeta Jones"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Home, Country Roads"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Denver
Parody Song Title:
"Hubby's Old, Zeta Jones"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Now that the season of goodwill to all men has passed.....
Leaving Swansea, cows and chickens
For the big time; Hollywood, it beckons
Met a gent there, older than the trees
Rich and influential
Got down on one knee
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
Saggy face, creaky bones
Sex with seniors, mountin' grandpa
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
Hey there Catherine; you're bodacious
But your spouse is practically Cretacious
In the boudoir, does he need a lift?
For advice try asking
Anna Nicole Smith
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
Saggy face, creaky bones
Sex with seniors, mountin' grandpa
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
You've got no choice
Mucho nookie with Methus'lah
He OD'ed on Viagra, now it won't go away
And was it worth the big part in Chicago
When your old man looks like LBJ?...Some decay!!
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
He still plays gramophones
Most peculiar, mountin' grandpa
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones!!
For the big time; Hollywood, it beckons
Met a gent there, older than the trees
Rich and influential
Got down on one knee
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
Saggy face, creaky bones
Sex with seniors, mountin' grandpa
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
Hey there Catherine; you're bodacious
But your spouse is practically Cretacious
In the boudoir, does he need a lift?
For advice try asking
Anna Nicole Smith
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
Saggy face, creaky bones
Sex with seniors, mountin' grandpa
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
You've got no choice
Mucho nookie with Methus'lah
He OD'ed on Viagra, now it won't go away
And was it worth the big part in Chicago
When your old man looks like LBJ?...Some decay!!
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
He still plays gramophones
Most peculiar, mountin' grandpa
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones!!
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Terrific job...Kristof...very funny, love that line...."Mountin Grampa"..and many other funny lines, as well...555
hilarious....especially "sex with seniors..mountin' grandpa"...bravo !
Thanx a bunch, Al and AFW!!
That "mountin' grandpa" line is going to pop into my head every time I hear the song from now on.
Great use of the word cretaceous, and several other very good lines.
loved the idea, loved the references: ANS and LBJ, and of course mountin granpa! That's a classic Kristof - 555
Tee hee... well-written, Kristof: loved the "practically cretacious" dig
Great job, especially with mountin' grandpa! BTW, if you ever watch an episode of the TV show The Streets of San Francisco, Catherine was in grade school when the show was popular!
Thanx again people...the mountin' grandpa line seems to be very popular...honestly, you people!! :-)
Speaking of Catherine, Michael Pacholek has an outstanding parody of Billy Paul's Me and Mrs. Jones titled Catherine Zeta-Jones. Get more!
Five bottles of Geritol for Kristof! And thanks for the plug, Tim! Glad to see I'm not the only one obessessing over Catherine the Great.
Now this is my kinda parody. Excellent, Kristof. Ditto on the lines previously mentioned, but I'm particularly amused by the way you got "Anna Nicole Smith" in there PERFECTLY.
LOL !
I've never though CZJ was as hot as the rest of my gender, but that's neither here nor there... This was hilarious. Nice adaptation of the original lyrics/sounds.
(ABC05) Almost everyone liked the line that I liked too...mountin' grampa...heehee. Really funny. 5's
(H) LOL!!!
(ABC05) Mountin' grandpa scales the heights of parody writing!
(ABC) Good one, Kristof! 555
(G05) Funny Kristof. How many people here have written about CZJ? I know Michael has a few as well. anyway, great one, 5s.
(ABC) See above.
(ABC05) This one's hilarious, Kristof!
Sorry I missed this during a hectic Christmas season, this is HILARIOUS!! Just repeat it, line for line, for my fav lines. Really, this is as good as parodies get.
(H)already commented - I remember when you posted this, and I remember how dazzled I was with the mountin grampa, LBJ, Anna Nicole, and I now see I mentioned all three above
(ABC-H) This parody was very clever and contained some stuff I really didn't need to know.
(ABC) DKTOS and hate country, but I liked this song. I especially liked the chorus.
Romancing the Stone-age! Loved the Cretacious line.
Too funny, Kristof. A gerihatrick of fives.
ABC--hehe...I can't believe I've never dropped into this one before...great job, KR...very funny!
Doh, I thought I commented on this one when you listed it on the 'Your top 5 parodies' thread. DKTBlahBlah but 'Mountin' Grandpa' was a scream and the... you know, the whole thing is still pretty funny regardless.
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