-> "Its Fine To Drink Wine Till You're Blotto"
Original Song Title:
"Time In A Bottle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Its Fine To Drink Wine Till You're Blotto"
The Lyrics
its fine..to drink wine...till you're blotto
if thirsty, its what i may do
if i'm fazed...by the day
then some burgundy comes into play
i upend it till through
if life...seems too crazed...i'll feel better
disturbed ?...drink like fishies might do
afraid...or dismayed ?
then my elbow, i'll bend
and friend...it will mend things like new
but some never seem...to need to gulp wine
they face the things...they have to do
so sublimely
i've been around enough to know
that when i'm glum...the stuff will flow
inside me
its not...just a crutch..its delicious
i drink...when i'm sad...or i'm blue
and though i have plenty
my rack, i will empty
though not the kind fancy, its true
but some never seem...to need to gulp wine
they face the things...they have to do
so sublimely
i've been around enough to know
that when i'm glum...the stuff will flow
inside me
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