-> "Crime In This Battle"
Original Song Title:
"Time In a Bottle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Crime In This Battle"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
If you could see crime in this battle
the first thing that you'd like to do
is to see, every day
U.S. soldiers are passing away
and we blame you-know-who.
If Bush had gone after Osama
and finished the job way back then
our boys wouldn't be facing quagmire
there in Iraq
and we blame Bush again.
But there never seems to be enough blood
for Bush to know he's done too much
to our country.
I've looked around enough to know
he's not the one we want to go
through time with.
(instrumental break)
If you'd cast your vote for John Kerry
this adventure might now be through.
We could stand up to Iran
and North Korea and maybe
bin Laden would be dead too.
But there never seems to be enough blood
for Bush to know he's done too much
to our country.
I've looked around enough to know
he's not the one we want to go
through time with.
(instrumental close)
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