If I had some pills in this bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save some away then set out three just for today
Just to snort them with you

If I could make scripts last forever
If sniffles made wishes come true
We'd be high today get a refill and then
Again, I would snort them with you

But there never seems to be enough dust
To give our nose the proper fill, once we grind them
I've sniffed around enough to nose
That you're the one I'll always share my lines with

If I had a straw granting wishes
A tooter that made dreams come true
The straw would be sitting, behind your ear just to show how I'd
Save the last bump for you

But there never seems to be enough cash
To keep us high like we should be, once I find them
But I've sniffed around enough to nose
That you're the one I'll always share my lines with