-> "Loconotion Dress"
Original Song Title:
"Locomotive Breath"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Loconotion Dress"
The Lyrics
In the groveling madness
Of the Loco Notion Dress
Fawns the awestruck Parker
Adding loss to her creed
Oh, she squeels about Satin drapings
Sweat breaking on her brow
Oh Parker, you've lost your handle
And her nose it just keeps browning
No she wont slow down
See the libtards tossing off
On Facebook one by one
FLOTUS and her fish boots*
On stage and looking dumb
Oh. they're scrawling
On their Tw@tter posts
Bout the strength of Meesh
Oh Proggies, you've
Lost your backbones
And your fawnings won't stop going
No you wont slow down
Hear their rehearsed talking points
Captive voices in cabal
And the Big Bird bathrobe
Has got their minds in thrall
Oh, they've picked up Orwell's Bible
Open to Page One
O'Brien, they've learned their lessons
And their think it wont stop doubling
No, it'll double down
They'll just double down
They'll just double down
They'll just double down
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