Eating Szechuan duck
Lugging around his enormous luck
Hey, Donald Trump

Breathing rarified air
No one even mentions his awful hair
Hey, Donald Trump

Bank account's tremendous
Making even more from "The Apprentice"
Hey, Donald Trump

Cash running down his legs
Easter bunny brings him Faberge' eggs
Hey, Donald Trump

Walls shining gold
He thinks of buying Sony
Spending cash
The only thing he knows.
Remembering back
When he used to eat baloney
But now there's caviar
Between his toes.

Answers the phone
Just made another billion
Enough to maybe fill in
Another vault.
Donald Trump my friend
You make it look so easy
To sell someone the San Andreas fault.

Do you still remember
When you had to use your looks
To get the girls to cling onto you
Without your pocketbook.
Now you wear your Gucci jammies
With satin underwear
And the sparrows nest like madness
In your hair.