-> "Lane Weavers"
Original Song Title:
"Dream Weaver"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lane Weavers"
The Lyrics
Driving – no surprise (amen)
Drivers in the lane weaver’s lane
Why d’ya disengage eyes sudn’ly from your brain?
And weave your car over mine?
Cue: lane weavers
Can’t believe you careen from side to side
Ooh lane weavers
I’m not sure ye can tell ye left from right
Why comply with the mark-ed lines?
May as well just aquaplane...
Cross: your drive way is fantasy
S’help me, I suggest you take train
Cue: lane weavers
I perceive you forget those lines of white
Ooh lane weavers
I believe you can rage of road ignite
Hope the law, they be coming soon
Your cell phone be in sight
Haul you away for your texting like a loon
And beat thee with their sticks of night
Cue: lane weavers
I’m aggrieved: wish the driving Gods would smite
Ooh lane weavers
So naïve: you ignore my horn and lights...
Lane weavers
Lane weavers – weavers, weavers, weavers...
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