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Song Parodies -> "My Rug Is Alive ( The Transplant Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Love Is Alive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gary Wright
Parody Song Title:
"My Rug Is Alive ( The Transplant Song)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
well I think it's time to be hairy
to realise I need a new mound
I have got only half of what I have had
it's all clear to me now
my skull is on fire,
the hair plugs are so sore I'm learnin,
my rug is alive
my rug is alive, yeah yeah yeah
there's something inside, that makes the hairs lazy
I tried to comb it all over
'cause what he said may not help on my head
now I'm hairy like grover
my skull is on fire,
the hair plugs are so sore I'm learnin,
my rug is alive
my rug is alive, yeah yeah yeah
my rug is alive
my rug is alive
there's a mirror moving around behind
reflecting the plugs that he put in me
holding on to that stitching
let it grow, let it grow yeah
my skull is on fire,
the hair plugs are so sore I'm learnin,
my rug is alive
my rug is alive, yeah yeah yeah
my rug is alive
my rug is alive,
my rug is alive
my rug is alive,
my rug is alive
my rug is alive,
to realise I need a new mound
I have got only half of what I have had
it's all clear to me now
my skull is on fire,
the hair plugs are so sore I'm learnin,
my rug is alive
my rug is alive, yeah yeah yeah
there's something inside, that makes the hairs lazy
I tried to comb it all over
'cause what he said may not help on my head
now I'm hairy like grover
my skull is on fire,
the hair plugs are so sore I'm learnin,
my rug is alive
my rug is alive, yeah yeah yeah
my rug is alive
my rug is alive
there's a mirror moving around behind
reflecting the plugs that he put in me
holding on to that stitching
let it grow, let it grow yeah
my skull is on fire,
the hair plugs are so sore I'm learnin,
my rug is alive
my rug is alive, yeah yeah yeah
my rug is alive
my rug is alive,
my rug is alive
my rug is alive,
my rug is alive
my rug is alive,
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