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Song Parodies -> "Tie Me Up"
Original Song Title:
"Wine Me Up"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Faron Young
Parody Song Title:
"Tie Me Up"
Parody Written by:
Billy Boyd
The Lyrics
I used to watch Real Sex on HBO from time to time. Some of it was some pretty gross and funny stuff. Lots of stuff to chose from, but there was a segement where this elderly man was in a bondage chamber...or whatever its called. I had nothing better to write about, so here it is.
I'm the center of attention in this dungeon
I've got my biggest hard ache in ten years
Each night those whips and chains reach out for me and break my skin
but I don't care, it might be sick, but I'm potent again
Tie me up, it turns me on, and make me beg for you
lately, being a sub slave, is all I wanna do
And I never know how tight she'll tie me up til I crawl in
but I don't care, 'cause I'll be back to be tied up again
I have to thank my mean and strict mistress Madam Catalina
for the honor of her whipping on my rear
Hardcore bondage is all that's left to keep me hanging long
and thats why I'll buy more sessions to be tied up this year
Tie me up, it turns me on, and make me beg for you
lately, being a sub slave is all I wanna do
And I never know how tight she'll tie me up, til I crawl in
but I don't care 'cause I'll be back to be tied up again
I've got my biggest hard ache in ten years
Each night those whips and chains reach out for me and break my skin
but I don't care, it might be sick, but I'm potent again
Tie me up, it turns me on, and make me beg for you
lately, being a sub slave, is all I wanna do
And I never know how tight she'll tie me up til I crawl in
but I don't care, 'cause I'll be back to be tied up again
I have to thank my mean and strict mistress Madam Catalina
for the honor of her whipping on my rear
Hardcore bondage is all that's left to keep me hanging long
and thats why I'll buy more sessions to be tied up this year
Tie me up, it turns me on, and make me beg for you
lately, being a sub slave is all I wanna do
And I never know how tight she'll tie me up, til I crawl in
but I don't care 'cause I'll be back to be tied up again
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I think you've done a pretty good job on this, and title and theme are good..Billy...maybe a tiny pacing stretch, here or there..If you don't mind my playing critic here...I've tried a few remote Country songs, like this myself, and got little to nothing in comments and votes...I don't see much country parodied..unless it's some monster, or crossover hit, like "Big John" or Roger Miller's, "King Of The Road". If people are not familiar with the song, parodies don't all read that great..
Thanks AFW.
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