BRILLIANT!

555 side effects emerging at my fingertips...

Commentaries are nice/Hope you took my advice: Vaccine!

Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!
You deserve your death for pushing that needle,
'Cause you're Fauci's whore!
You try to stick us, we'll blow you away,
And you'll burn forevermore!
Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!

You've been betraying our country
For nigh on eighty years:
Sucked off Hitler, sucked off Stalin;
Sucked off the trannies and queers.
Now we've seen a lot of poor saps die
From your clot shots and mandates.
What would we give to hear Satan's laugh
As you tumble through Hell's gates?

Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!
We'll put you to death on charges of treason for
Being Fauci's whore!
For lead injections you had better pray;
Other forms of death hurt more!
Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!

Now, that Fauci, he's a goose-stepping hog.
Joe Biden? Commie tool.
His mind's long gone, he's just a puppet;
Watch that moron drool!
Soon he'll stroke out if he doesn't get shot,
And then there'll be Hell to pay;
Man, we wish we could see those vaxcists
When they're facing Judgment Day!

Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!
You better hope "jabs" are saline placebos when
We "jab" you back, whore!
'Cause if they're metal, or mRNA,
You won't live many months more.
Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!

Take your "jab" and shove it!

But .. but ... a significant number of cases in the ICUs are people who have been vaccinated, so how is this an argument for vaccination Moreover. a majority of nurses, who have been on the front lines of this pandemic for 18 months are resisting the jab. Are they doing this out of total ignorance ?

Sorry but immune compromised peoples right to go get groceries trumps the guy who believes bill gates wants to chip him's right to go to the rock show

F***! I don't feel so good...

I took my vax like a good little boy... Why the hell am I dead!?

I mean this with all of my heart, and it is truly spoken with love. If you don't believe in vaccinations, I genuinely think you are an idiot. Like, legitimately dense. A moron. I hope every soda you order is flat. I hope one of your boot-heels has a click and you can't figure out why. I hope you hit every red light. I hope that when you wake up in the morning and head outside to snag the paper from the lawn, you walk through your front door into a spider web. But primarily, I hope none of your family or friends suffer from your complete failings as a functional member of society.

We mean this with all our hearts, though we will not hypocritically pretend to speak out of love as you did: Jordan Hayes, you're a fool. Your heart attack couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Here's hoping your wife and dog weren't too emotionally attached to you.

You don't want to get the Covid vaccine because it was done in less than a year? Wow we have lost so many people in the AIDS pandemic and we still don't have a vacine for that. We do have PREP, but no real vaccine. Shut the hell up and get your Covid vaccine!

Dayum, it's HOT down here!

Used to be a talk host/Now I'm kind of a ghost: Vaccine!

I'm still standing
Better than I've ever been...

Me and Rosie got our covid shots. We are waiting to turn into robots. Lol.

Ha ha!

I did it for the free orange juice. I'm pretty sure the needle was like a foot long. The good news is that I didn't feel the microchip going in but I can hear local radio stations now.

Well, that’s it. I have completed my shift as the great American cliché. In the spirit of what turned out to be my last New Year’s letter, my wild and crazy life has again taken a new, unexpected turn with my shocking and unexpected, yet fabulous, exit. Yes, I have joined the likes of Princess Diana, John Belushi, and Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter in leaving while still at the top of my game as an iconic superhero who seemed almost too good to be true.

I will admit that I originally got married for the husband jokes and had kids for the dad jokes. It did not disappoint. The jokes I mean, but Amy and the kids were pretty good too.

I know it’s impossible to believe, but I, the Ginger God of Surgery and Shenanigans, have fought my last cow (you’re welcome Tim) and ridden off into the glorious sunset after re-enlisting with a new unit. Due to the unknown and cosmic nature of my next mission, this will be our last communication. My whereabouts are now top secret, but let’s just say I have made some new friends by the names of Elvis and Kenny.

Vaccinate yourself to protect yourself, your loved ones, friends and also patients. And to mention quickly I have info for anti-vaxxers and anti-coviders if you want to contact Bill Gates you can do this through me. I can also provide for you from my organism the 5G network. I am sorry I hadn’t spoke for a bit but I was just getting autism.

YOU LIED TO ME BILL GATES! LIED!! LIED!!! LIIIIEEEEDDDD!!!!

Your stupidity has been archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20210903183444/http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/ericclapton154.shtml

Mr. Rogaine’s okay/Who am I to say “neigh”?/Vaccine!

Havin’ fun with this thread/Was it something I said?/Vaccine!

Johnny Raincheck with ‘roids/Intellectually void:/Vaccine!

The innumerate, they seem to hate
Vaccine
Those who get the stats all get that
Vaccine
You can tell CML "go to hell"
Vaccne

When you're finally dead and in Hell with the other vaxcists, Alexander and Gomez, give our regards to Louie Knuxx, Brent Henley, Jordan Hayes, Jason Maurer, Ronald Babb, Thomas Flanigan, and Witold Rogiewicz. I'm sure they'll be glad to concur with you that their deaths soon after taking the clot shots were all pure coincidences, and that we shouldn't let such anecdotal evidence dissuade us from taking those clot shots that don't provide any immunity, don't reduce the disease's symptoms, won't convince governments to stop trampling their citizens' rights to freedom of assembly, and actually (somehow) make us even MORE susceptible to infection from those unwashed masses who refuse to take the "vaccine" that isn't a vaccine.

I'd have long been dead
If I were anybody else,
Cause if the good die young...
If the good die young...
Oh. there ain't a sentence
Gonna hold me, punks,
'Cause I'm gonna live forever
If the good die young!

Thanks for all your comments/It’s been rather intense/Vaccine! But it’s clogging the site/Like a clot, AmiRight?/Vaccine! As for wishing me well/Guess I’ll see you in hell/Vaccine! Chucky G/Hear my plea/Where’s my fee? Vaccine!

A pharmacist shot me. Twice. And he also shot a sheriff and a deputy.

Too many people these days don't understand why parodies are FUN! It seems the 13 constant One-Guys hated this one so much they all hit it twice, one-votes standing at 26 at the moment. (I think that's a first, congratulations to that achievement Mr Gomez!, now the rest of us old bastards are gonna pick up challenge and throw it over the rasied bar).

Me, I voted 555 and I loved it, despite being one of those that won't take the vaccin, because I've suffered horrible side effects from vaccines before, twice. BTW - on Sep 10 Denmark will lift it's Covid restrictions because they've judged it "no longer a critical threat to society" and according to interviews I've seen here in Sweden they plan to treat it as just any seasonal flu from now on. It will be a bit of a conundrum for all those commuting to work over the Copenhagen-Malmoe bridge unless the virus gets informed that it's supposed to be aggressively lethal where they get in the car and almost totally harmless where they get out, or the other way around depending on starting point.

To the one person trouncing the vaccine and listing names of 7 people who allegedly died from the vaccine (and don't deny, you are only ONE)...Wow, so much effort for so little regard for facts and any sense of space. SEVEN deaths you can name for all of your research. Was it because of breakthrough cases, or because of the vaccine? I will betcha the right-winger websites you scoured this info don't answer that. This ain't BLM, dimwit. I will bet you a million ivermectrin doses that nobody cared that much back in 1918 during the Spanish flu . You are not intelligent, you are not standing up for your liberties, YOU ARE MERELY SCARED.

cdc.com COVID-19 vaccines are effective To date, no unexpected patterns have been identified in the case demographics or vaccine characteristics among people with reported vaccine breakthrough infections. COVID-19 vaccines are effective. CDC recommends that everyone 12 years of age and older get a COVID-19 vaccine as soon as they can. For those who are fully vaccinated and get infected (ie, “breakthrough infections”), there is a risk of transmission to others. That is why, if you are vaccinated or unvaccinated and live in an area with substantial or high transmission of COVID-19, you will be better protected if you wear a mask when you are in indoor public places, even if you are fully vaccinated. People who are immunocompromised may not be protected even if fully vaccinated and may be more likely to have a breakthrough infection. They should continue to take all precautions recommended for unvaccinated people, until advised otherwise by their healthcare provider.

Welcome back to my show/Changed my mind, you should know: Vaccine! All my fingers are fine/You get yours, I got mine: Vaccine! Southern drawls, guys and dolls, protocols: Vaccine!

With the nurses all gone/You might not hang on: Vaccine! Dont forget these facts/We quit due to Vaxx: Vaccine! We dont lie, seen folks die, docs deny: Vaccine!

I got news for the nurses/There’s a wait line for hearses: Vaccine! If you’re unvaccinated/Now your pay is prorated: Vaccine! It’s your job, get the swab, talk to Bob: Vaccine!

Hey hey! It's a classic Bob Gomez parody! I like to think I could have guessed who wrote it without looking at the author but we'll never know. Great stuff, even if I don't totally agree with every word. Anyway, always refreshing to see old school high quality here when I pop in

This is a real hoot. We should turn a parody stanza of "Cocaine" into a kind of Amiright haiku

While most people are here for the drama in the comments, i'm just here for the song which I love.

Refuse getting dosed? / I'll be fine when you're toast. / Vaccine. / Awesome. Thanks for this.