Was out drunk last night so I came through the window
Thought I knew my home but guess I was wrong
You were sound asleep so I went to pee
The place quiet and dark but then
You woke up when I sang my song

And you, you're not my wife
This isn't my home?!?
What's going on?
I'm in such a daze
How could I have been this wrong?

The joke is on me, so where is my daughter?
Could it be really, this is not my home?
I take a better glance, and realize
I don't know you
Well hey then, can I borrow your phone?

Cause you, you're not my wife
This isn't my home?!?
What's going on?
I'm in such a daze
How could I have been this wrong?

Cause you, you're not my wife
This isn't my home?!?
What's going on?
I'm in such a daze
How could I have been this wrong?

What the Hell is going on?
This just isn't right
I so confused
You are not my wife.