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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Very Hung"
Original Song Title:
"Oh, Very Young"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cat Stevens
Parody Song Title:
"Oh, Very Hung"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Oh, very hung
Will you stop bragging in time?
You're only dangling with that girth for a short while
And though your jeans may bulge and sperm for now
It will vanish away just like all your wet dreams
Pills of blue taking up when it lies
And though you want it to go forever
You know it never will
You know you're older still
And the bitches make the demands for a thrill
Oh, very hung
You'll sure be limping in time
There'll never be those tighter pants for it to hide
And if you want those girls to see it out to play
Will you carry the films of love with you?
Will you ride the great white gals at eighty-seven?
And though you want it to go forever
You know it never will
You know you're older still
And the bitches make the demands for a thrill
Oh, very hung
Will you stop bragging in time?
You're only dangling with that girth for a short while
Oh, very hung
Will you stop bragging in time?
Will you stop bragging in time?
You're only dangling with that girth for a short while
And though your jeans may bulge and sperm for now
It will vanish away just like all your wet dreams
Pills of blue taking up when it lies
And though you want it to go forever
You know it never will
You know you're older still
And the bitches make the demands for a thrill
Oh, very hung
You'll sure be limping in time
There'll never be those tighter pants for it to hide
And if you want those girls to see it out to play
Will you carry the films of love with you?
Will you ride the great white gals at eighty-seven?
And though you want it to go forever
You know it never will
You know you're older still
And the bitches make the demands for a thrill
Oh, very hung
Will you stop bragging in time?
You're only dangling with that girth for a short while
Oh, very hung
Will you stop bragging in time?
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Ahh, brings back wand mammaries, I mean fond memories, of the Doctor Porkenheimer's Boner Juice commercial on Saturday Night Live:
Woman: My guy? Yeah, he's happy with his boner. [shot widens to show that she is wrapped in the bedsheets, and the man is next to her with a very large erection tenting the sheet]
Narrator: In the rare case the erection should last more than twenty-four hours, call a friend and brag about it. Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice. [dissolve to title screen with flame background: "Dr. Porkenheimer's (Boner Juice)"]
Woman: My guy? Yeah, he's happy with his boner. [shot widens to show that she is wrapped in the bedsheets, and the man is next to her with a very large erection tenting the sheet]
Narrator: In the rare case the erection should last more than twenty-four hours, call a friend and brag about it. Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice. [dissolve to title screen with flame background: "Dr. Porkenheimer's (Boner Juice)"]
This erected my set! 555
Eeeek! I think you just detroyed my second-favorite Cat Stevens song... ;-D
There's still a connection here Rick D. For the past two days at work, I have found myself walking around, with this OS in my head. Then, tonight, I figured I'd take a look at today's posts and, voila ! That is the honest to God's truth! Another brilliant parody from Rick D. :-)
I have one tomorrow that Johnny inspired, so it all goes around, Rick
Hadn't heard TOS in ages, so I d/l it. Great rhymes and parody here, Rick.
This was a big effort, Rick ! :)
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