I'm looking for a soft bedded sofa
One that'll help me get some sleep
And if I find a soft bedded sofa
I will soon be snorin' deep, oh, oh, oh

I'm looking for a hard bedded sofa
One that will help me get some rest
And if I find a hard bedded sofa
I might be able to sleep with a guest, yes, yes, yes

I've had a lot of crappy couches
One's that will dump me on the floor
They hurt my back and give me ouches
And I ask, what did I sleep here for?
I don't know why

I've seen many fine feathered beds
But their cushiness depends on what you spend
But the kind I can afford
Are as comfy as a board
And never bend

I'm looking for a soft bedded sofa
One that will make me sleep so good
And when I find that soft bedded sofa
I won't be sleeping on park bench wood
No, no, no

I'm looking for a soft bedded sofa
One that'll help me get some sleep
And if I find my...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ