-> "Man Tits Invasion"
Original Song Title:
"Anticipation"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Man Tits Invasion"
The Lyrics
I am gazing—whoa!—at those bodacious jugs.
But I wish they were on a dame. Damn!
Because they look a bit like a milk-filled cow,
I understand you might be feeling shame.
Man tits invasion, man tits invasion
has made you inflate—
it’s your eating ration.
I ain’t sayin’ it’s greasy or carbo-loaded food.
It ain’t right, your constant legume spree.
Plant estrogens are what’s causing this sight.
Although you’re a dude, you’re starting to look like a she.
Man tits invasion, man tits invasion
has made you inflate—
you need a cessation.
There’s a furrow that’s right ’twixt these two splendors.
I’m no prof. tit, but I do know nature’s plays.
As I look into those two huge “eyes” right now,
I’ll say it clear: “You have got to change your ways,
to lose those gross nay-nays;
two boobs will go their ways
if you change your food ways.”
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