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Song Parodies -> "Junk Food Fighting"
Original Song Title:
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Original Performer:
Carl Douglas
Parody Song Title:
"Junk Food Fighting"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
Everybody was junk food fighting
They threw intead of biting
In fact it was really not a bright thing
Security they're tightening
They were stupid teenage kids from all over the down
Some got really worked up and they just would not calm down
It's an ancient lunchroom crime that has happened for a long time
I was just hit with some lays that were thrown 'cross the place
Everybody was junk food fighting
They threw intead of biting
In fact it was really not a bright thing
Security they're tightening
There was little Nestle Crunch and bigger Hershey bars
And some candy that came from, a brand called Mars
And the entire class was warned, after throwing some popcorn
But Reese would still disturb the peace by throwing french fries filled with grease
Everybody was junk food fighting
They threw intead of biting
In fact it was really not a bright thing
Security they're tightening
They threw intead of biting
In fact it was really not a bright thing
Security they're tightening
They were stupid teenage kids from all over the down
Some got really worked up and they just would not calm down
It's an ancient lunchroom crime that has happened for a long time
I was just hit with some lays that were thrown 'cross the place
Everybody was junk food fighting
They threw intead of biting
In fact it was really not a bright thing
Security they're tightening
There was little Nestle Crunch and bigger Hershey bars
And some candy that came from, a brand called Mars
And the entire class was warned, after throwing some popcorn
But Reese would still disturb the peace by throwing french fries filled with grease
Everybody was junk food fighting
They threw intead of biting
In fact it was really not a bright thing
Security they're tightening
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It sounds like a song about food fights!!!!!!!!!!
thats because it is about food fights
Nice job--it was very funny
i just notice this has a couple of significant typos even thouigh i guess they're not hard to figure out what i meant. It should be all over the town instead of all over the down and "instead" instead of "intead"
Ethan Mawyer posted this parody of "Kung Fu Fighting" called "Junk Food Fighting" several months ago. I only just now found Ethan's parody as I was looking up "Kung Fu Fighting" in the Amiright song parody archives --- I did not intend in any way to plagiarize Ethan Mawyer's excellent parody --- I conceived of and wrote my own "Junk Food Fighting" before I found Ethan's earlier version......Ethan, if you're out there, please accept my new version of "Junk Food Fighting" (when it posts tomorrow) as a tribute to yours which came first....thank you! Your "Junk Food Fighting" is excellent - I give it three 5's !
Simply put, 555 pound of junk food for this parody.
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