-> "Hillary"
Original Song Title:
"Timothy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hillary"
The Lyrics
Tracking polls said she’s a shoe-in,
but private server may have put a dent
inn her chances to win.
We’ve had enough of “dynasties”;
both Bushes and Clintons getting stale,
so spare us, please!
Hillary, Hillary,
why on earth won’t you blow.
Hillary, Hillary,
by that, is meant “Go!”
Hungry, you tell us, when you beat
retreat from the White House—you were broke.
In fact: with swag replete.
Wanking us off was your purview
At the trough you wallow like a pig,
like all the D.C. crew.
Hillary’s pilloried
by more than just a few
Hillary, families:
bad for a re-do
Why don’t you back out? Just count your yen
and all denominations of money. . .
and quell presidential yen.
Our stomach is full as it can be
of the second and third times around.
Nix Jeb, nix Hillary.
Hillary, Hillary,
why on earth won’t you blow.
Hillary or Bush III—
awful thought, each. No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary, J-E-B
illin' me!
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