Song Parodies -> "Laundry"

Original Song Title:

"War Pigs"

Original Performer:

"Laundry"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I eventually will have a Musical to my credit and as before, if I parody a popular song while creating the musical, I will place it here. (needless to say, I will eventually have to get permission to use the song in my musical but that is another battle. This scene takes place in a commercial laundry room.

Laundry

(Sung to "War Pigs' - Black Sabbath)

Dirty laundry from the masses!
Comes from stinking pale white asses!
Filthy piles are overgrown!
Taking on life of their own!
The stench it is appalling!
Lord, I hope this ain't my calling!
Shit stained sheets from feeble minds!
The excrement of humankind!
Oh lord yeah!

CNA's hide themselves away
They only collected this mess
There's blood and poop and pee and vomit too!
Biohazardous I will confess!
Yeah!
Last night the kitchen served up beans and rice!
for me a special kind of hell!
I'll be scraping the remnants off of the sheets
and a gas mask won't fully stop the smell!
Yeah!

Now downstairs the clock stops turning
piles of laundry have stopped returning
Washing machines are at full power
Dryers mark the time in hours
No more bowels are inflaming
as shit drenched laundry I am taming!
I deal in foul, smelly things!
But I have Tide Pods and Gain Flings!
oh lord yeah!

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