cyclops with one eye in my head,
but that doesn't mean my eye
don't need visene when red,
glasses never fit,
one eye is centred on my head,
it's a small one..

so I just did me some talkin to a doc.
and he said I'm lucky with the eye,
I could be spock,
with those pointy ears,
one eye is centred on my head,
it's a small one..

but there's one thing, I know,
my eyebrow's cut so neatly,
I wink sweetly
it won't be long,
till cataracts, will try defeat me...

cyclops with one eye in my head,
but that doesn't mean my eye
don't need visene when red,
glasses never fit,
one eye is centred on my head,
it's a small one..

oh I'm never gonna get two eyes, through complainin...

cyclops with one eye in my head,
but that doesn't mean my eye
don't need visene when red,
glasses never fit,
one eye is centred on my head,
it's a small one..