Song Parodies -> "Just Bad With a Car"

Original Song Title:

"Just the Way You Are"

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Original Performer:

"Just Bad With a Car"

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The Lyrics

Billy Joel seems to be a little accident -prone. I don't really know why, but I can speculate......

Always changin' lanes in traffic
Press the pedal to the floor
Don't look both ways, I'm too distracted
Always thinking notes in score
Behind the whe-el, I'm always trouble
After I have left the bar�(hic)-mmmm
I'm so surprised, I'm still alive
I guess I'm just bad with a car

Don't go riding, while I'm driving
You just might wind up in a tree -ooh-wee-ow
You could be leaving, but not arriving
When you go on the road with me
I don't want to employ a chauffeur
I don't think I'm that big a star
I just want travel without a mishap
I guess I'm just bad with a car

I need to get sometimes from A to B
Without a wall in which to slam
I guess there's some things that I just don't see
I wish I'd passed that eye exam

I say I'm driving to my appointment
Although I might not get too far
In my glove box I keep some ointment
I guess I'm just bad with a car

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Johnny D - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Billy Billy Bang Bang.

Arwen - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

I especially love the hiccup! Nice work, Rick...5s!

Laurence Dunne - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick, great parody (555) but what really happened was that first he crashed his chevy then his cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac

Sharon "Parodiva" Krebs - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

This is really a cute and clever one. I'll share it with friends!

Jeff Reuben - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Two car parodies, both to Billy Joel. You and Spaff really are on the same page today.

Meriadoc - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good! I liked the hiccup too!

alvin rhodes - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

great job, rick...5s....billy joel doesn't realy have to worry..only the good die young

Jack Wilson - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job! Id love to see someone do "Bad Driver Man" to "Piano Man"

Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Billy was just asking for this, wasn't he? Maybe it's a Long Island thing. Harry Chapin had a number of accidents before the one that finally did him in.

The Thought Police - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Three 5's,why? Because I'm sure that this is just the tip of the iceberg of puns surrounding this topic!

Billy Florio - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, yesterdays crash was just the last in a string of hits.........

Spaff.com - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Just caught this one, RAD. Ointment - heh heh. You know what they say - it's always dangerous to get a BJ behind the wheel.

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