Song Parodies -> "Don't Serve Moonshine To King Kong"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't No Sunshine (When She's Gone)"

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"Don't Serve Moonshine To King Kong"

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The Lyrics

Don't serve moonshine to King Kong
If he asks just say, "NO WAY!"
Don't serve moonshine to King Kong
Cause he'll slur all his dipthongs
Won't be prime
When he's on stage

Monday shooting in Hong Kong
Got three lines that he must say
Don't serve moonshine to King Kong
Cause he'll miss his palindrome
Screw the time
And the segue [(pronounced segway)]

Big wino, wino, wino, wino,
Wino, wino, wino, wino
Wino, wino, wino, wino
Wino, wino
Wino, wino, wino, wino
Wino, wino, wino, wino
Wino, wino, wino, wino

You can play the 'Gorilla Song'
But don't serve moonshine to King Kong

Don't serve moonshine to King Kong
He'll attempt to do ballet
Don't serve moonshine to King Kong
Become huge disaster zone
Like last time destroyed Taipei

Made us sing 'Happy Birthday'

And of course he had to play

Bongo drums destroyed Taipei

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Paul Robinson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Ah...another entry in the 'Amiright.com Health & Safety Tips' series...words to live by, Tim...I certainly am going to remember this...5's ~ ~ ~

alvin rhodes - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

delightfully goofy...and good advice...5s

PMS - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

I can't stand the OS. Thanks for giving me these words to run thru my head next time I hear it.

Rick C - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Great job, Tim. I can just see Kong attempting to do ballet....555

Johnny D - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Serve him only Orange-u-TANG.

Kristof Robertson - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment

My favourite of the day, Tim....how the heck did you come up with this one? Crrraaazzzyyyy. 555

Stuart McArthur - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment

LMAO Tim - fantastic stuff! - loved "He'll attempt to do ballet" - a great visual - big 555

Tim Mayfield - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Kristof, there's a scene where they feed King Kong a giant glass of fermented juice that makes him go to sleep. Moonshine would have a slightly different effect.

Adagio - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL! I liked the ballet bit too. I could see King Kong in a pink tutu attempting the graceful bit! 5's

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