Song Parodies -> "A Different View Pt. 9: Sir Robin's Theme"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Emotion"

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"A Different View Pt. 9: Sir Robin's Theme"

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NO, I didn't skip #8 (Come With Us), I simply forgot to put the number on it. Anyways, now that Arthur and his knights have gone their separate ways, I'm going to be doing theme songs for each of them (except Arthur & Bedevere, who already got theirs). Today's theme focuses on the man who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill. Yep, it's Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot! Enjoy the parody!

[Minstrels]:
Brave Sir Robin! [x2]

[Robin]:
Takin’ the roads that nobody cares,
Doin’ all the things that nobody dares,
They’re singin’ my name, so I think it is clear,
My name is Sir Robin, and I haven’t a fear!

The King of the Britons had a group to augment,
So I got all my stuff & I got up and went,
He got us pumped & he got us inspired,
And I’ll get the Holy Grail, come ice or fire!

[Minstrels]:
Brave Sir Robin! [x2]

[Robin]:
This three-headed knight, he looks so bizarre,
My family would’ve said that I’ve gone a bit too far,
Tellin’ me no, but I’m gonna try,
I’m not afraid in any way to die!

Took a new road, just movin’ my ass,
They said I fled, but they’re just high on grass,
All of my minstrels, they don’t understand,
That I’m the bravest guy in this whole entire land!

Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being mashed into a pulp, or having your eyes gouged out, and your elbows broken, and your kneecaps split, and your body burned away, and your limbs all hacked and mangled, your head smashed in and your heart cut out, and your liver removed and your bowels unplugged, and your nostrils ripped and your bottom burned off, and your...

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Old Man Ribber - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment

Dylan - Brave Sir Robin ran away! ;D

Sir Robin - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment

No, I didn't!

WCJ - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment

Looks like he left with a trail between his tunic! ;-D Great job Dylan! 5's! :-)

WarrenB - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment

The best one so far, Dylan! And just remember, if those minstrels give you any trouble, just cook them a little longer and add salt, pepper, and a few bay leaves.

Dylan Baranski - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment

Well, if I'm ever forced to eat them, then there will be much rejoicing, Warren!

MarkPB - July 16, 2011 - Report this comment

Dear Sir, a reward in the sum of 555 crowns payable unto thee!

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