Filner, it’s Bob Filner
Mayor Headlock’s grinnin’
Meets a girl, drools, pinches rear end
Gives new meaning to “grip and grin”
It’s Mayor Headlock Filner

Well each time that he sees a girl
He can’t resist drooling a dirty line
He talks lewd talk that’s pretty blue
Why did San Diego elect this swine?
He wants women for his pets
And all but ensnares them in nets
Not goin’ down yet for his lurid crimes

Filner, it’s Bob Filner
Too he was filchin’
From public funds for his own ends
Getting denounced even by friends
On the take is Filner

Because this guy was talkin’ blue
He went off, he claimed, to get counseling help
He’d held girls most disturbingly
Told one to doff panties to see her pelt
Can’t control himself with she’s
In addition we learn that he’s
Got fingers in the pot and stealing gelt.

On dames he’s put fingers
He’s got filchin’ fingers
His name should be Filchner