Liz C. Here comes Liz C., the race she’s in it
She’s a girl who’ll seek Enzi’s end
But has she got a chance to win?
The odds against Liz C.

Some say she’s a carpetbag girl
Who thinks in Wyoming she can make time
But most folks here think Mike Enzi
Should stick around because he’s doing fine
It seems that most people bet
Mike is gonna stay and not get
Unless there’s a scandal he won’t resign

Liz C. Here comes Liz C. but can she win it?
She’s a girl who’ll seek Enzi’s end
But Mike has got a lot of friends
The odds against Liz C.

A streak she’s talkin’ and it’s blue
I wonder if her old man gives her gelt
To provide her with campaign help
In hitting Mr. E. below the belt
Girl’s not on a roll but she
Can’t be as evil as Dick C.
In that realm he’s in a class by himself

Dick C. Pure evil is Dick C., Svengali trickster
Vlad Tepes minus a ticker
Can’t kill him with a heart-sticker
In coffin rests Dick C.
But just diurnally