My roomate's a slob
Look at the way he left the bathroom, see?
And he can't hold a job
I've had enough
And so I'm

Throwing out that lazy loser
And he also is a boozer
He's trying to get away from our last fight
And then I stick my foot out, trip him
And he tumbles to the ground
And then I say

I'm living alone now
I'll help you pack your bags and show you to the door
I'm living alone now
Pick up your junk so I can sweep and wash the floor

Look at the way
He always hides his dirty underwear
It's under the couch
I can't get through
And so I

Wonder why I ever let him live here
All he does is sit around and drink beer
I'm trying to get him to leave right tonight
And I open up the front room door
Throw all his junk onto the ground
And then I say

I'm living alone now
Get out, you jerk, and take that ugly flea bag with you
I'm living alone now
If you stay just one more minute you'll be black and blue