Illinois's often tried to mix
Crime, business and politics,
From Edward J. Kelly [1]
To Richard Daley. [2]
Barack Obama is the star
Who's done the best by far.

Oh gee, it's great!
At last we've got a President who can really read a speech.
We can't expect America to win peace or N-Prize,
Without One in the White House to bow and apologize.

The YouTubes that you've seen
On your iPod or phone screen
Show prevaricative talents in his rants.
Should Americans have jobs? He says yes;
E'en so, won't shut out immigrants who'll work for less;
And after all, even in Utah, rail makers
Had to import Chinese nail-shakers. [3]

Think of all the deficits; he has no cure.
Imagine it's a felony with fines 'less you insure. [4]
Yes, now that he's the President, he's really acting strange
To give The People his Hope and Change.