Off the main path, I was halfway from nothing to nowhere
Feeling an urge that was way beyond my control

Needing a rest room
Suddenly seeing a sight that went straight to my soul

Nigh, nigh, nigh a bathroom
Spy, spy, spy a bathroom

Yes I know, that it was a Texaco
It was a cost I would waive just so I could go

Asked the attendant if he knew just when was the last time
Someone had taken a wet soapy mop to the floor

He stood there laughing
Putting the key in my hand, then saying no more

Eye-yi-yi, the bathroom
Sty, sty, sty, the bathroom

At the door I hold my breath and explore
This Texaco bathroom, I just couldn't wait anymore

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I stood there gagging
Porcelain stained by the rank remainders of yore

Cry, cry, cry the bathroom
Fly, fly, fly the bathroom

At the door, I slowly sink to the floor
This Texaco bathroom has added me to its decor
This Texaco bathroom, I just can't escape anymore