-> "Behind Big Thighs"
Original Song Title:
"Behind Blue Eyes"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Behind Big Thighs"
The Lyrics
no one knows what its like
to be the fat man
yeah, to be that man
behind big thighs
no one knows what its like
to be weighted
to be faded
to eating lots of fries
but my dreams
they are as empty
as my stomach seems to be
Ill eat matza
and belony
my hungers endless
I always eat
no one knows what its like
to get these cravings
like i do
and I blame food
no one has so much lard
that is hanging
None that that sweat and low
could remove
but my dreams
they are as empty
as my stomach seems to be
Ill eat matza
and belony
my hungers endless
I always eat
if I get cravings
get me something
before I starve some
and miss out food
when Im eating
get me some hot soup
so I wont stop
any time soon
If I swallow anything tasty
put some more food down my throat
If I shivver,
please give me some bisquick
before I lose,
any weight stored
no one knows what its like
to be the fat man
yeah, to be that man
behind big thighs
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