-> "Silent But Deadly"
Original Song Title:
"Silence Is Golden"
Parody Song Title:
"Silent But Deadly"
The Lyrics
Ew-ew
Ew-ew-ew-ew
Oh, don't it lurk, leakage sly
Fumy substance from someone who's near
Odor sustained, it refuses to die
How it issues from somebody's rear
Silent but deadly, someone cut the cheese
Vile scent, it's spreadin', spreadin', suffocating me
Stalking, it seeps, people fall as they weep
Even so, there is no prayer to know
How do we tell who's the creep to expel
Who's the demon whose flatulence flows
Eyes squint, they're scoldin', pointin' right at me
My wind I'm holdin', holdin', no it wasn't me
Ew-ew-whee-doo-whee-doo-aagh-doo
Ew-ew-whee-aaaghhh!
How many lives will be mauled and deprived
At the altar of someone so cruel
And so I strive, I hope I'll stay alive
Find a witness to finger this ghoul
Silent but deadly, someone cut the cheese
Silent but deadly, deadly, but it wasn't me
Someone cheesed the breeze, but it wasn't me
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