I got busted, it's a lousy day
I just strolled outside and I "forgot" to pay
Fine mess, I strayed
Cops come, taking me away
Pilfered (pilfered, pilfered)
Walkin' out, pilfered (pilfered!)

I've got no more money for presents, you see
I've gotta cheat 'em wrong, not preferred but it's free
We-ell, I'll 'fess, can't pay
Big house just a step away
Pilfered (shoplift, stolen)
Talkin' 'bout pilfered (ripped off!)

Boooo-hoooooooo
Stray nay pay
Hey gray day
Booo-hoo

I just need more money for jewels and chains
Gotta buy those presents, Faye she...she'll think I'm lame
We-ell, in hell, I'll pay
But I had to steal for Faye
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Pilfered for my girl (my girl)

(Talkin' 'bout pilfered)
Faye's disgusted, my bail she won't pay
(Talkin' 'bout pilfered)
I've been hurt
I'm in here with a punk named Ray
(Talkin' 'bout pilfered)
His fist hurts...


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