There are troops off somewhere
protecting our land.
But those evil liberals
say blood is on your hands.
You have searched the whole world over.
Bin Laden slipped right through.
But you know I'll never put the blame on you.

There is always some job
for each of us, they say.
But I lost my good job
and bills I have to pay.
I'm not rich enough for tax cuts.
They'll never pull me through.
But you know I'll never put the blame on you.

It's a long, long story
when people say you've lied
and you can't bring reform
I say you've tried, say you've tried.

If the gays get married
the courts have come up small.
I could kill them all tomorrow
and you won't mind at all.
But if they elect a liberal
I don't know what I'll do.
But you know I'll never put the blame on you.

(instrumental break)

But if they elect a liberal
to replace W
well, you know, I'll never put the blame on you.
The blame on you.
The blame on you!