-> "I'll Never Find My Other Shoe"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Never Find Another You"
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Never Find My Other Shoe"
The Lyrics
Oh it must be somewhere
I wore them yesterday
And my boyfriend won’t care
‘Wear different ones’ he’ll say
I can’t wear the pair beside me
They’re black and I need blue
For I know I'll never find my other shoe
It is always somewhere
You wouldn’t look, they say
Are they next to the chair
I sat in yesterday
I have searched the whole house over
I don’t know what I’ll do
Cause I know I'll never find my other shoe
Well my feet are hurting
Because my arch is high
I don’t know if the store
Would have my size, have my size
My stilettos are torture
My wedges they’re too small
I could find some I could borrow
Or buy some at the mall
I just want the pair I love, dear
Until the soles worn through
For I know I'll never find my other shoe
It was in the alcove, dear
The dog stole it to chew
Now I know I'll have to wear another shoe
Another shoe, another shoe
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