-> "With Restraints"
Original Song Title:
"People Are Strange"
Parody Song Title:
"With Restraints"
The Lyrics
Cuddly new infant, A first time parent
Many decisions, Anxiety
Bottle or breastfed, Crib or family bed
One thing’s for certain, Car seat safety
Chorus:
Get the Guide, The Scottish Good Egg Safety Guide
Keeps my kid safe on the ride
With restraints, With restraints, With restraints, Oh yeah
Porridge or haggis, Organic or process
Daycare or recess, I don’t have a clue
Ballet or yoga, Onesie or toga
Thank goodness the Egg Guide tells me what to do
Chorus:
Get the Guide, The Scottish Good Egg Safety Guide
Keeps my kid safe on the ride
With restraints, With restraints, With restraints, Oh yeah
Nappies or diapers, Drummers or pipers
Boosters or buckets, What does the kid weigh ?
Front seat or back seat, The Egg Guide can’t be beat
Click protectchild.co.uk
Chorus:
Get the Guide, The Scottish Good Egg Safety Guide
Keeps my kid safe on the ride
With restraints, With restraints, With restraints
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