-> "Vegan Kitchen"
Original Song Title:
"Soul Kitchen"
Parody Song Title:
"Vegan Kitchen"
The Lyrics
Well, your stomach says it's time to eat now
I guess you need to choose now
Why don't you make a good choice tonight
The bars you passed and that is wise
Meat restaurant lights have a hollow glow
Your gut doesn't need more chicken thighs
There's one good place to go
There's one good place to go
Come on, eat tonight in our vegan kitchen
Eat raw food, no need for a stove
then step out and exercise, baby
walkin' in organic groves
Our chef fingers weave wondrous baguettes,
make amazing vinaigrette,
delight your palate with anisette
Learn to be a vegan chef
Learn to be a vegan chef
Yearn to be a vegan chef
Yearn to be a vegan chef
Come on, eat tonight in our vegan kitchen
Eat raw food, no need for a stove
then step out and exercise, baby
walkin' in organic groves
Well, your stomach says it's time to eat now
I guess you need to choose now
Why don't you make a good choice tonight
tonight, tonight, tonight
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