Song Parodies -> "Mole Kitchen"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Kitchen"

Original Performer:

"Mole Kitchen"

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The Lyrics

well, the pot's full of slimy moles...now
the smell is really gross...now
i don't know why i eat here...each night

the moles served up with bulging eyes
looks much worse than hollow holes
their faces froze in stunned surprise
though their death was slow
though their death was slow

i get creeped, alright...in your...mole kitchen
swarms get fried...in your hellish stove
there's no doubt...i'll discover rabies
what a sickly treasure trove

well, those critters leap into your nets
freaky things...no good as pets
you cook the chunks in omelettes
burned as it gets
burned as it gets
burned as it gets
burned as it gets

but its cheap, alright..in your...mole kitchen
bought a meal...and right in, i dove
ain't a dish for the squeamish, baby
people stay away in droves

well, the moles that ain't cooked get froze...now
they hang them up in rows...now
i don't know why i eat here
each night
each night
each night

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Timmy1000 - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice creepy take on this Doors OS - 555 - you need to visit higher class places. I'll stay with the beef and chicken.

Mark Scotti - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment

"Early Bird Special" at 5:55. LOL!!!!!!!!

TJC - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Some things should best kept behind closed Doors! Just readin' it's making me squeemish, 'specially the "bulging eyes/surprise"... 5 stomach pumps!

AFW - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Moles...I guess you'd eat these with your back molars...

alvin - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks timmy...don't knock it till ya tried it...thanks mark...thanks TJC...proud to disgust....thanks AFW...lol

2Eagle - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Yarrrgh! What made you think of that? I read a travel horror story in the Los Angeles Times about a tourist who went to some villiage in South America and was served roasted Guinea pig. I'll stay close to my avocado tree.

alvin - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks 2eagle...guess i've been watching too much "bizarre foods" on the travel channel

Christie Marie M - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment

I like moles...fried! (Just kidding! LOL!) I wonder if they will write a book titled "How To Eat Fried Moles". There's Mole Verde, Mole Rojas, Guaca-mole, Mole-asses (pardon my French as well as the dirty pun, LOL!! In the words of Austin Powers in Goldmember: "Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!" Hilarious parody, Alvin! 555's!

alvin - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks christie...lol

TT - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Way to whack-a-mole!

Leo Keough - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Plenty of moles burrowing under the lawn where I live...You're welcome to come and have at 'em anytime you want...Great parody!!!...555!!!

alvin - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks TT...thanks leo....i'm on my way...lol

NorCALgolfer - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment

I can 'Gopher' this one, Sir Alvin, ~Mighty Duke o'Swerin' Roads~ & Laughin' Moles!

alvin - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks NCG...glad ya enjoyed

DonaDOS - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment

It just hit me . . . are you talkin' 'mole' as in GuacaMole , sir ? ? ? . . ole ! ! . . Ohhh, I've had too many margritas this Sunday aftaNoon . . . ~Grad Party~ in motion ! more like GladParty ! Belleramine > > Loyola = ChicagoBound !

alvin - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks dona....nope i mean rodent....have a nice trip

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