My dentist said, "Here's what I see
you've got big holes in all your teeth
got too much plaque, man
way too much plaque, man"

This is no lie; this is the truth
Got cavities in every tooth
from too much plaque, man
this is a fact, man

If you don't floss right it causes holes
it will smell like 'jam' between your toes
like some dried-up booger in your nose
and it will get worse; as the decay grows
GAAACCKK, MAN!!

Got too much plaque, man
real nasty stuff, damn

Now I will drill and you will scream
("Oh, God", you will scream)
Don't be a wimp; don't cause a scene
(Wimp - don't make a scene)
Try to relax, man
the pain will pass, man

Here's my advice for you out there
If you do not floss your teeth with care
your teeth will crack, man
can't get them back, man

And you be stuck with false teeth, like me

Bites, man