Song Parodies -> "Iguanas, Moles And Ants"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"Iguanas, Moles And Ants"

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The Lyrics

oh yeah, i...hate those damn things
a scourge upon the land
and i'll...slay those damn things
iguanas, moles and ants
iguanas, moles and ants
iguanas, moles and ants

oh please...let me be
three things i just can't stand
and these...ain't for me
iguanas, moles and ants
iguanas, moles and ants
iguanas, moles and ants

cause when i touch 'em
i feel icky inside
a squeamish feeling
i throw up
i can't lie
i can't lie
i can't lie

yeah, we...all got something
that we hate all we can
and i...know of three things
iguanas, moles and ants
iguanas, moles and ants
iguanas, moles and ants

if i could squash 'em
i'd be happy inside
can't help my feelings
there's no love
hope they die
hope they die
hope they die

yeah, you...keep those damn things
i want 'em off my land
cause i...hate those damn things
iguanas, moles and ants
iguanas, moles and ants
iguanas, moles and ants

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Ashkicksass - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment

You have iguanas in your yard? Where exactly do you live?

Oh yeah...and great job!

alvin rhodes - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment

no iguanas in my yard...or moles...or ants....in fact, i have no yard at all...and i have nothing against any of those creatures, either...it just kinda fit the song....thanks for taking a peek, ash

Airfarcewon - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Especially like the play on the title...Good buggy ride...triple five.

John Barry - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment

There are 15 things about this song I like.

alvin rhodes - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment

thank you both

Meriadoc - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Hmmm...we have moles, we have ants - haven't seen any iguanas lately...

Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

I've heard that iguanas make good reptilian pets, if you like that kind of thing....they're vegetarians....pretty quiet....only one thing....they...just...keep...on...GROWING. 555

Dee Range - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

I'mgwana vote 555 here -)

Peregrin - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment

I just have the ants where I am, that's a good thing as they are in the kitchen!

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