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Song Parodies -> "Martians Are Near"
Original Song Title:
"Martha, My Dear"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Martians Are Near"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
martians are near
though they spend their days in hibernation, deep
although asleep
martians will come
kill you and me
martians are near
soon, they'll wake up...destroy the world
then we are done
then you'll find yourself in the midst of them
find yourself in their grip and watch as they surround you
kill your world
you'll be shook...now won't you ?
you'll be real shook...and you're bound to see
humanity...ain't meant to be...we'll be smothered
pull your guns out...defend your world
show you're not done
when you find yourself in the midst of them
arm yourself and hit a few of those that come around you
its your world
martians are near
they will kill us with no hesiatation...please
listen to me
martians will come
don't ignore me
martians are near
though they spend their days in hibernation, deep
although asleep
martians will come
kill you and me
martians are near
soon, they'll wake up...destroy the world
then we are done
then you'll find yourself in the midst of them
find yourself in their grip and watch as they surround you
kill your world
you'll be shook...now won't you ?
you'll be real shook...and you're bound to see
humanity...ain't meant to be...we'll be smothered
pull your guns out...defend your world
show you're not done
when you find yourself in the midst of them
arm yourself and hit a few of those that come around you
its your world
martians are near
they will kill us with no hesiatation...please
listen to me
martians will come
don't ignore me
martians are near
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Aarrgh!!! The Martians are coming! Run for your liiiiiiiives!!!
:-) Very good, Alvin
:-) Very good, Alvin
How do you know so much about the martians plans, Alvin? Is there something you're not telling us? 555 :-)
Great job! 555!
thank you for the votes.....
5 votes walked into a Mars Bar...
i prefer a snickers to a mars bar...thanks for the vote
Like warped brains think alike ;http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles376.shtml
I like a Milky Way, but a great job, nevertheless.
thanks jay and rick...and rick, i looked at your song...it was like the other side of the coin....too funny
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