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Song Parodies -> "I Gave You Quite a Scare"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Her Standing There"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Gave You Quite a Scare"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

this tragic story takes place in the early morning hours--purely
fictional, of course; self-deprecating humor, the kind that
doesn't make enemies....this is my Halloween submission
It was 5:17, if you know what I mean
And the way I looked was way beyond repair
You said I looked like your brother (ooh)
And I gave you quite a scare

Well you looked at me
And said, "Where's your teeth?
Are you the same sweet girl I went to bed with?"
You dived back under the covers (ooh)
Yes, I gave you quite a scare

Well your heart went boom
You gave me a broom
And you said hey, ain't this your season?

We had danced through the night
We had held each other tight
But in the dawn you woke with Phyllis Diller
You crawled back under the covers (ooh)
Yes, I gave you quite a scare

Well your heart went boom
I said, "Don't feel doom
Reconstruction follows demolition"

We had danced through the night
We had held each other tight
But in the dawn, you woke with Phyllis Diller
You dived back under the covers (ooh)
Yes, I gave you quite a scare....
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Melhi - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL!
Jeff Reuben - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Ah...college days =-)
Johnny D - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Happy Halloween, Frankenroyce!
Royce Miller - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
thanks Johnny--same to you
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Royce!
Wild Man - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! It's a Classic, nice work.
Millard - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good - but I gave you 5-5-4 because I thought you used too many lines from the original.

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