Song Parodies -> "Run From the Knife"

Original Song Title:

"Run For Your Life"

Original Performer:

"Run From the Knife"

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The Lyrics

Sombody wrote they were getting sick of my Beatle parodies. Me too. Almost done. This is for the accident prone.

I'd rather slice your bread little girl
Than to let you near a sharpened blade
You cut yourself on thread little girl
You're so clumsy and I'm so afraid

You better run from the knife in the drawer little girl
Keep your hands from the door little girl
Catch you with an ax or saw, that's the end- little girl

Well you know that I'm a careful guy
But you're quite the opposite of me
Everytime you cut your hair
Soon I'm bandaging an artery

You better run from the knife in the drawer little girl
Keep your hands from the door little girl
Catch you with an ax or saw, that's the end- little girl

I am not a surgeon
And I'm sick of the E.R.
Stay out of the kitchen
Or I'll lock you in the car

You better run from the knife in the drawer little girl
Keep your hands from the door little girl
Catch you with an ax or saw, you won't mend- little girl

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